Procrastination Opportunist

And now it all comes crashing down... But I must admit it was nice to get back to work and have my finger on the pulse once again.

I learned a few things while on the cruise. They are as follows:
a) Hypnotism is a load of bollocks. Not like I didn't think that before; this just proved it beyond any shadow of a doubt.
b) Tropical islands don't mean warm water. Not in New Caledonia at least.
c) Not unlike in Gary Larson comics, there is not a hell of a lot to do on tropical islands. Not that that matters; it's kind of the point.
d) When I got off the ship at the end, the earth moved under my feet. Everyone else just affected not to notice. The Emperor's New Clothes, I tell you!

I can't be bothered explaining further tonight, or uploading any pictures. They take forever!

Further bulletins later. When I can be bothered.

Could be next year then, I guess.